Announcement!

Alright, guys.

We must pause in the Disneyland Road Trip Saga, because I have an extremely important announcement to make.

I am becoming a housewife!

It's true! Okay, okay, I know. I'm not actually a wife. And I don't own a house....but come on! I'm wearing curlers in my hair for goodness sakes! That must count for something, right?

And as if my rediscovered obsession with grocery shopping isn't enough to prove it, I have photo documentation of my slow, but steady transformation into a real, genuine housewife.

I wake up at the crack of dawn and have my morning coffee.

(Ok, that's a total lie. Usually, Mindy wakes up at the crack of dawn, and I roll out of bed at about...mmm...9:15. And I hardly ever drink coffee.)

Anyways, while sipping on my coffee, I read the newspaper. Wait...

We don't get the newspaper. But we do have lots of other intellectual reading material to choose from.


By 7:36 AM, it's about time to whip up breakfast, so Mindy and I go hard to work in the kitchen making pancakes.

GIANT pancakes.

We really like pancakes.

And just breakfast food in general.

Mindy goes to work, and I find a little time to do my AM craft, while watching Regis and Kelly to catch up on current events.

And...that's enough break time! I go back to work slaving away in the kitchen like a good housewife should.

Every ultra-successful housewife faces moments of failure.

Like when dish-washing duties get out of control.
Oops.

But in the end,...

You get a quiche!

Or a batch of delectable cookie dough. See, it all pays off.

Finally, I am rejoined by my fellow housewife, Mindy, and you know what that means...

Happy hour!

And what can make happy hour better? Nothing, you say? Wrong. Oh no, there's one thing that can make improvements on happy hour, and that is...

...a cake!

Chocolate pudding cake, to be exact. The only problem is in order to have a cake, you've got wait for it to bake.

So, to pass the time, we neatly wash all the dishes,...

Make good use of our pots and pans,...

And become spokes-models for Nestle....

...And our various kitchen appliances.

And at long last, our cake is ready! Mindy does a dance of baking celebration.

And this concludes just another day in the lives of two accomplished housewives!

So, that's it, I guess. I just thought that I should make this housewife thing known, in case someone has a house we can borrow or is in need of a wife.

Wait. Scratch that last part. I'm not ready to be anyone's personal slave yet.

I mean, I don't even own a vacuum cleaner! Or a minivan. Plus, I've definitely got to perfect my gardening skills before I can share my housewife-ing talent with anyone else.

Yep, there's still work to be done.